Wide Open Spaces

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Wide Open Spaces
Wide Open Spaces (2009)

IMDB rating: 4.70

Plot: WIDE OPEN SPACES is an absurdist comedy about how breaking up with your best friend can be tougher than ditching a fiancee. Filtered through the singular mind of writer Arthur Mathews (FATHER TED), and directed by Tom Hall (BACHELOR’S WALK), the film channels classic double act dramas, from Laurel and Hardy to Withnail and I, combined with a stark visual and thematic sensibility, to create an unforgettable comedic escapade.

Directors: Hall Tom

Actors: O’Hanlon Ardal,Bremner Ewen,Roe Owen,Wycherley Don,McSorley Gerard,McCafferty Frankie,McCall Sarah,Timmons Peter,Comedy,

What do you think of this first chapter in my novel?

Mail Order Bride

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Mail Order Bride
Mail Order Bride (2008)

IMDB rating: 5.80

Plot: Daphne Zuniga and Greg Evigan star in this suspenseful Hallmark Channel Western about a grifter named Diana (Zuniga) who assumes the identity of her dead friend Jen in order to escape her con-man boss (Evigan). Along with Jen’s name comes a rancher fiancee, Beau (Cameron Bancroft), whom neither woman has met. But just as Beau begins to catch on to the con, Diana’s hit with a bigger problem: Her boss is back, and he’s not happy.

Mail Order Bride

Directors: Wheeler Anne

Actors: Evigan Greg,Bancroft Cameron,Heaton Tom,Gale Vincent,MacDonald William,Whittall Ted,Currie G. Patrick,Renai Angelo,Teigen Michael,Beiser Brendan,Granger Philip,Mann Robert,Western,

Can you return a mail order bride and get a refund of your money?
Can I return my asian mail order bride and get full refund of my money?
It asian and fat, uglee, smelly, don’t speak human languages (english).

It belly is getting fatter and fatter and it puke in the morning, I give it spanking on butt but it never stop it. I tell it to stop growing it belly.

it hair get gray now. i don’t know what to do. I want to return it. can I return it?


HAHAA!! You are either really freaking funny or really freaking stupid. I’m guessing this is trollish, so… LOL. Good one.

Dragonfly Girl | Jun 30, 2009


lmao, hilarious, really!!!!
4&nomore | Jun 30, 2009


No. I am sure there is a desperation clause somewhere in the contract.

Husbands and Lovers

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Husbands and Lovers
Husbands and Lovers (1992)

IMDB rating: 4.40

Plot: Stefan finds that he can no longer tolerate the arrangement of his cheating wife … he, the husband, gets her during the week and her lover gets her on the weekends. At the same time the wife finds herself increasingly drawn to the violence of her lover versus the adoration of her husband.

Directors: Bolognini Mauro

Actors: Sands Julian,Karyo Tcheky,Di Stefano Marco,Drama,

Empty promises by old flame? Was it true love or lies?
My old flame who I had an affair with promised me that she will never leave me and that she will love me no matter how and what happened. I trusted her and she was indeed very convincing. But after her husband found out about it, she swore never again to meet me in person unless with his present. Why did she do all these when she already promised me? I know I cheated my wife too and my old flame did the same too. Is this karma? Why do lovers made promises which they can never keep and worst of all when everything revealed, she confessed everything and wants her husband back. Why so many empty promises? I find it weird and can’t answer all these. Was she manipulating with my emotions? What would you ladies do if you are caught cheating by your husband? Will you take the opportunity to divorce or what?


your silly.
Johanna C | Jan 13, 2010


u shouldn’t be committing adultery…..thats what u get. if she hadn’t left u before for you why would she do it now? she has a family and she dsn’t want to lose everything for someone that probably cheats all the time. cheaters with cheaters someone is gonna cheat on someone later when both of the u break up to be with each other. the whole thing happens cuz of the excitement of the situation even though there is guilt but knowing ur not caught makes it even more fun….it’s like me getting a bag of chips but they don’t taste that great but when my siblings get a bag of chips they seem more tempting and they taste better when i steal a few ( usually i ask but they know i take it….just like they take my chips) nyway the whole point is let it go and to tell u the truth i wouldn’t divorce for the sake of ur wife and even if u have kids….ur kids need their father at home not miles away and every other week. i hate marriages that end up in adultery it’s a bunch of crap! if u knew u would cheat y marry? make sure u know what ur jumping into if i were ur wife and found out i’d beat the crap out of u with my bible
8ngelica | Jan 13, 2010


It sounds to me as if you were manipulating you with your emotions.
If I were looking for a lasting relationship, I don’t think I would be
inclined to try one with someone who was married. That doesn’t
bode well for the possibilities of a relationship based upon
fidelity. In effect, why should she be inclined to behave with me
any differently that she would with her husband.
oldmanwithcoyote | Jan 13, 2010

Akira

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Akira
Akira (1988)

IMDB rating: 7.80

Plot: Kaneda is a bike gang leader whose close friend Tetsuo gets involved in a government secret project known as Akira. On his way to save Tetsuo, Kaneda runs into a group of anti-government activists, greedy politicians, irresponsible scientists and a powerful military leader. The confrontation sparks off Tetsuo’s supernatural power leading to bloody death, a coup attempt and the final battle in Tokyo Olympiad where Akira’s secrets were buried 30 years ago.

i get this movie here and download Akira

Directors: Otomo Katsuhiro

Actors: Iwata Mitsuo,Sasaki Nozomu,Genda Tessho,Otake Hiroshi,Kitamura Koichi,Ikemizu Michihiro,Okura Masaaki,Arakawa Taro,Kusao Takeshi,Tanaka Kazumi,Kato Masayuki,Akimoto Yosuke,Hirano Masato,Animation,Action,Adventure,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

which of the names below sound better for my future kids?
Alchemie (girl)
Amethyst (girl)
Hollend (boy)
Akira (girl)

they are supposed to be spelled that way. i want 3. and if you have any unique to the max names can you suggest any?


"Future kids"…
Hollend is an okay name. Akira is pretty too, but Alchemie is just bad (sorry). Amethyst is alright but I just can’t see it as a name. I can see you’re into the more Victorian/Gothic style names…

You should check these out: http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com /category-gothic-names.html

This one is also pretty interesting and has some of the names you listed on there: http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/goth.html

Or this site: http://www.babynology.com/gothic_babynam es.html but some of those are just ridiculous (like Agriwulf, what a terrible name)

This is an interesting one as well: http://www.alternativebabynames.com/inde x.php?goto=gothic

Anyhow, I hope I could help…

pierced | Jan 11, 2010


they are all horrible execpt Akira that sounds alright …
Joujou | Jan 11, 2010


Out of those names I like Amethyst and Akira the best. Good Luck for the future :D
Lucy | Jan 11, 2010


Akira is really beautiful I would call my daughter that! It’s really pretty, which one was you favorite?
Leonie | Jan 11, 2010


I have to agree with joujou, I dont like them apart from Akira. Alchemie sounds like alchemy and amethyst, which would I guess be shortened amy, just looks like im reading the name of a crystal and not the name of a crystal which is also the name of a baby girl. Hollend was my junior school teachers last name so it just seems like a surname to me.

Go you for being different :p
M ? | Jan 11, 2010


Akira sounds common but among the four this is the only name that your future kid will not get angry with you for gving her a name like the others :-)

try to separate ‘Al’ from Alchemie then you can add some words that sounds like ‘chemie’ or something..

for a boy, how about Al Vladimir?
for a girl, Al Charmie…

Godluck to your future children :-)
januaryvanillasky | Jan 11, 2010


Alchemie sounds like alchemist
Amethyst pretty but it sounds like a birthstone
Hollend sounds like the country holland
Akira pretty but sounds like a name for a african girl

I dont prefer any of them
Belle | Jan 11, 2010


Hollend is ok
Akira is nice

How about Sloane, Hermes, Kendall, Avery, Ophelia, Angus, Portia
puma | Jan 11, 2010


Amethyst = stripper name
Alchemie = like alchemy? the forerunner to modern chemistry?

Hollend and Akira are all right though, but if you name your daughter Alchemie or Amethyst they WILL get teased.
J??

Cleaner

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Cleaner
Cleaner (2007)

IMDB rating: 6.10

Plot: A former cop who now earns a wage as a crime scene cleaner unknowingly participates in a cover-up at his latest job.

Directors: Harlin Renny

Actors: Jackson Samuel L.,Harris Ed,Guzman Luis,Cantillo Jose Pablo,Forster Robert,Browne Edrick,Macaulay Marc,Guy Mike,Folmer Richard,Barnes James,Crime,Thriller,

Is it safe to leave two recently introduced cats alone for 2 weeks (one is laid back, the other fixates)?
I have a 4 month old Persian that was introduced to our friend’s 4 month old Turkish Angora (both male). We tried a couple arranged play-dates and they did pretty well at our house. My Persian had a very negative experience with another cat at a different house, so we brought the Angora to our house for each meeting.

They play-fought, both pouncing each other in turn. My Persian did fine until he was cornered or pinned, at which point he would hiss or growl. They would clean themselves next to each other and once used the litter box simultaneously.

Me and my friend are leaving the country for two weeks and want to put them together for company since we can only get a friend to come feed them once a day. We currently live in Korea, so we can’t board them.

We tried a sleepover trial-run, and it went fine for about 3 hours. My Persian after that became fixated on the Angora. He no longer wanted to play, just would perch himself somewhere and growl or hiss if the Angora came anywhere near him (the Angora is very laid back and would leave him alone if he hissed, but desperately wanted to play and kept trying to go near him and try again). I tried distracting my Persian with toys or treats, but he stopped being interested. I couldn’t even pick him up without a deep lingering growl our frantic meowing. Usually very lovable and perfect, he freaked out and tried to attack my face. He never meows otherwise.

We leave in 2 days and now I don’t know if it’s OK. We left them alone for about 8 hours today when we were working, and so far no actual injuries. I’m afraid if we leave them alone, my Persian will be highly stressed out for those 2 weeks. Faced with so much interaction, will he push past it and play with the Angora again? I’d rather they not be isolated with nobody to play with when we’re gone.

Help me, please.

Awakenings

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Awakenings
Awakenings (1990)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: A new doctor finds himself with a ward full of comatose patients. He is disturbed by them and the fact that they have been comatose for decades with no hope of any cure. When he finds a possible chemical cure he gets permission to try it on one of them. When the first patient awakes, he is now an adult having gone into a coma in his early teens. The film then delights in the new awareness of the patients and then on the reactions of their relatives to the changes in the newly awakened.

Awakenings

Directors: Marshall Penny

Actors: De Niro Robert,Williams Robin,Heard John,Heyman Barton,Martin George,Libertini Richard,Gordon Dexter,Drama,

What is the heart rate of a normal 1 year old?
She’s been sleeping virtually all night and day, with a few short awakenings. This isn’t normal for her to be so tired. Before I last walked away from her, I noticed that I can feel her heart beating fast. I never noticed, before, how fast it beats. I counted 152 beats per minute. She doesn’t have a fever and doesn’t appear to be sick. Is this a normal heart rate for a 1 year old?


Anyone here would just be looking it up. Call her MD. If she is sleeping all day, she probably doesn’t feel well. So, please just call the MD. We are not doctors here.

Google answers have a big range but, average says between 120-160 and slower while sleeping.

She is my Sunshine | Nov 06, 2009

Booty Call

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Booty Call
Booty Call (1997)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: Bunz and Rushon are two best buddies who are looking forward to dating two ladies, Lysterine and Nikki. When the two boys get their lives altogether, they all fall in love. But will their lives stay peaceful?

Directors: Pollack Jeff

Actors: Foxx Jamie,Davidson Tommy,Moore Wiley,Chan Kam Ray,Young Ric,LaRose Scott,Mac Bernie,MacDonald Bill,Moraitis John,Comedy,

What should I do about this?
I’m 15& a girl.

I’ve known this boy for about a year. We have always talked off& on; he used to live a hour away now he lives two states away. I knew him because my best friend went out with his brother and me and her started talking to him& we all just became friends. Me and my friend would call him and talk for hours then he would just text me. Like I said, it was an off and on thing. In the summer he told me he have had a crush on me back when we first started talking. I didn’t think anything of it because even though he is super cute I just blew it off. I stopped talking to him for awhile after that because I had a boyfriend and didn’t care about someone who lived so far away. We started talking again and I realized how hot and sweet he really was. Now we have been talking all the time. Through texting and video chat. He always compliments me, or tells me I’m pretty/cute/adorable, how much of a like-able personality I have and so on. He also asks me to hangout when he comes to town. BUT the thing is he has a girlfriend. Yes, I know I’m the stupid bitch he is talking to on the side, I’m his "booty call" but when I think about it I am like omg yeah I should stop talking to him. Then when he texts me I can’t help but to text him back. He is so perfect… in every single way ever. What should I do?


You had your chance you blew it, now you want another one bcus you see who he really is, i think that you shouldd still talk to him, and likee him and wait until he breaks up w| his gf. you can do anything else really. soon all later he will start liking you again and break up w| her.
Gud Luck
Tali | Dec 29, 2009


Please listen to me, my friend has had this problem many times and I always warn her, she doesn’t listen, and I end up being right.
He has a girlfriend? He’s playing you. What if you went for him, and then you were his girlfriend? Would he start talking like this to other girls? You never know with these people. You can’t trust them. He’s NOT perfect.
Save yourself from the lies, the abuse, and the being used. Your conscience is telling you to stop talking to him.. sometimes you have to go by that
ItWasAKidneyInfection | Dec 29, 2009


wow i was in the exact situation as you. the thing that worked best for me is i stopped talking to him. because 1. hes far away and it’ll never be the same as having him there in person 2. he has a gf. its not right for him to be doing that and apparently she matters more i guess. and 3. its never good to feel as if your a "booty call" totally kills a self esteem.

sorry if it sounds harsh, but sometimes you have to move on from certain people.
hope things work out for you! :)
JMY | Dec 29, 2009


As hard as it might be, you need to back off. He has a girlfriend and as long as he has a girlfriend he’s not yours and you can’t have him. Also, why would he break up with her and go out with you if he can just have you both? Backing off may possibly make him realize he’d rather be with you and if not it will help you get over him.
Sarah F | Dec 29, 2009

Intruder

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Intruder
Intruder (2008)

IMDB rating: 3.00

Plot: When Andrew and his disturbed girlfriend, Lila, travel to a secluded estate for a weekend getaway, they fall into the clutches of a predatory murderer who stalks the dark forest near the house. On Halloween night, the town of Hobb’s Ferry finds itself at the mercy of the Intruder, a bloodthirsty clown, whose depraved tricks push Lila to the brink of madness.

Directors: Caiafa Gregory

Actors: Ferrar Gary,Gallo Anthony J.,Ish Brian,Marks Anthony,Merrigan Ryan,Reiling Jack,Robertson Dru,Ryan Rob,Wildman Danny,Horror,

Why do anti-gun Democrats have guns?
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/News/0629 50-2009-12-19-74yearold-n-c-state-senato r-shoots-wounds-intruder-at-his.htm

Long time Anti-Gun Advocate State Senator R.C. Soles, 74, shot one of two intruders at his home just outside Tabor City, N.C. about 5 p.m. Sunday, the prosecutor for the politician’s home county said.


Good question, and you know all these anti-gun lib politicians have armed security with them.

They are lib loon hypocrites.

Frank Capo | Jan 10, 2010


The Great Hypocrisy!
audaciousfool | Jan 10, 2010


For the same reason as an environmentalist former VP has a 12000 sqft mansion and thinks that electricity used in that place is the only thing that takes to call it green.
g239b | Jan 10, 2010


Because they are NOT anti-gun. They are for gun control, which still allows one to have guns to protect your home.

Gun control is meant to take guns out of the hands of criminals and gangs. It is not that complicated of a concept.
maxmom | Jan 10, 2010


I don’t have any guns. Why do so many on here feel the need to keep generalizing?
volleyballchick | Jan 10, 2010


Because like everything else, they feel that the laws they propose should only apply to us and not them. Look at Rosie O’Donnell with her armed security for her family but she wants to take your gun out of your house
sculpin | Jan 10, 2010


Just like Rosie O’Donnell, who has spoken out against guns numerous times, yet has no problem with having armed bodyguards around her property. Then you have Chuck Schumer, who has a personal handgun.
Rocky | Jan 10, 2010


Perhaps he feels that if there were proper gun control he wouldn’t need to keep a gun in his own home.
S | Jan 10, 2010


Because of the elitist mentality, they want the ‘unwashed masses’ to be at the tender mercies of criminals and those in govt power. Hard to distinguish between who’s who there, but either way you are at the disadvantage.
And its always been the dems behind gun control, always been dems behind racist policies
http://www.worldexaminer.com/worldexamin er/gun_control_racism/
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news /1523692/posts
http://gunbanobama.com/
http://www.lufa.ca/news/news_item.asp?Ne wsID=4378
http://www.buckeyefirearms.org/node/7036
RU Quazee | Jan 10, 2010


Because he’s a tool of the NWO, a hypocrite and a sellout to his own countrymen.
Pissed off Moderate/Independent | Jan 10, 2010

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

IMDB rating: 7.30

Plot: It hadn’t even been a year since a plantation owner named Louis had lost his brother, and now he had lost his will to live. A vampire named Lestat takes a liking to Louis and offers him the chance to become a creature of the night: a vampire. Louis accepts, and Lestat drains Louis’ mortal blood and then replaces it with his own turning Louis into a vampire. Louis must learn from Lestat the ways of the vampire.

Directors: Jordan Neil

Actors: Pitt Brad,Banderas Antonio,Slater Christian,Cruise Tom,Rea Stephen,McConnell John,Seelig Mike,Scharfstein Lee E.,Drama,Horror,Fantasy,

The Vampire Chronicles**Anne Rice**?
Can someone PLEASE place in order the correct listing of the Vampire Chronicles books in order starting with Interview? I’m now on Queen of the Damned after Lestat, and I’m not sure where to go now… Thank YOU!!!
*Chuck, I did! It’s not in any of the 3 I’ve yet read… :o (

**There’s a PANDORA?!?!?!?! YESSSS!!!!!! Thank YOU!!!!!!
Laheira2 …. THANK YOU! For the insite and catching that flaw, thank you as well for all the suggestions! She’s an amazing writer, glad to hear from someone who TRUELY knows her work and isn’t just Wikipedia[ing] the answer! :o )


Interview with the Vampire
The Vampire Lestat
The Queen of the Damned come:
Tale of the Body Thief
Memnoch the Devil
The Vampire Armand
Merrick
Blood and Gold
Blackwood Farm
Blood Canticle (the last one)

The list including Vittorio the Vampire and Pandora is wrong. Those books belong to New Tales of the Vampires, NOT the Vampire Chronicles.

Bookmark the author’s website: http://www.annerice.com/Bookshelf-AllBoo ksInOrder.html

I recommend that you read the Lives of the Mayfair Witches BEFORE you start Blackwood Farm and continue to the final installment. Anne Rice merged the Lives of the Mayfair Witches series with her Vampire Chronicles in Merrick.

Pandora’s live is linked with that of Marius. You may want to read her story after you read Blood and Gold. Vittorio the Vampire is a stand alone.

| Sep 18, 2009


I’m not sure…but most books that are a series like that, there is a listing inside the cover of the book telling you the order.

Check there.
Chuck | Sep 18, 2009


#1 Interview with the Vampire
#2 The Vampire Lestat
#3 The Queen of the Damned
#4 Tale of the Body Thief
#5 Memnoch the Devil
#6 Pandora
#7 The Vampire Armand
#8 Vittorio The Vampire
#9 Merrick
#10 Blood And Gold
#11 Blackwood Farm
#12 Blood Canticle
Purrr… | Sep 18, 2009


Interview with the vampire
The vampire lestat
Queen of the damned
Tale of the body thief
Memnoch the devil
The Vampire Armand
Merrick
Blood and Gold
Blackwood Farm
Blood Canticle

I hope this is right. I did this from memory.
Edward Bongshanks | Sep 18, 2009


The person above me is correct, but when I read the Vampire Chronicles, I read Pandora right after reading The Vampire Armand and when later I read Blood and Gold, it helped to flesh out the stories about Pandora, Marius, and Armand. It’s a really good book and I think you’ll enjoy it. Try reading it after Armand, it’ll make more sense (at least in my opinion).

Hope that helps!
COOLEY FAN!! | Sep 18, 2009

Down Periscope

Author: cliffordcrane1958  //  Category: Fără categorie

Down Periscope
Down Periscope (1996)

IMDB rating: 5.30

Plot: Lt. Cmdr Tom Dodge (Kelsey Grammer) is one of the Navy’s best, even if he is a bit unconventional. But to take command of his own ship, he must first prove himself in simulated combat. Dodge is shocked when he’s put in command of the rusty and outdated USS Stingray. His crew consists of the Navy’s worst misfits and troublemakers. And to add salt to an open wound, Dodge’s old rival, Adml. Graham (Bruce Dern), will be supervising the opposing team, the crew of the more-up-to-code USS Orlando. Dodge must now prove that he and his crew are up to the challenge…

Online Movies World

Directors: Ward David S.

Actors: Grammer Kelsey,Schneider Rob,Stanton Harry Dean,Dern Bruce,Macy William H.,Campbell Ken Hudson,Huss Toby,Martin Duane,Penner Jonathan,Tatum Bradford,Williams Harland,Torn Rip,Martin Jr. James,Marder Jordan,Comedy,

Menil gets a modern overhaul
11.10.09

I ndividual artworks — a painting here, a sculpture there — get rotated in and out of the Menil Collection’s modern and contemporary galleries. But the basic configuration has only changed twice since founding director Walter Hopps created the first installation in 1987 — once in 2002, when former chief curator Matthew Drutt moved it from the east wing to the opposite end of the building, and now.

Franklin Sirmans, the Menil’s modern and contemporary art curator, is responsible for the current overhaul. He began planning it a year ago, but the recent news he’ll be leaving in January to head the contemporary art department at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art makes his reinstallation all the more noteworthy since it will leave the most tangible mark of his three-year stay in Houston.

Sirmans has returned the permanent-collection works to the east-wing rooms. But that’s not the only — or even the most noticeable — shake-up.

Early modernism — except for Surrealism, a key Menil concentration that has its own galleries — has gone into storage. The new installation abandons what has until recently been a more-or-less chronological approach — albeit a spotty one, given both space constraints and the Menil’s eclectic holdings — in favor of arrangements that use the galleries’ natural light to full advantage and are driven by the location needs of key artworks.

“Why not have this space be somewhat dedicated to working in sync with the building?” Sirmans asks. “That became a driving force, and then you start to think, ‘Well, what are some of the things we are most proud of? What are some of the things that people really should see here?’”

Case in point: Brice Marden’s massive four-panel masterpiece The Seasons (1974-1975). The sensuous waxy surface of each 8-by-5-foot canvas quietly hums with a single color that’s highly suggestive of light and memory.

“That became a focal point, and that can only really go on one wall,” Sirmans says. “That defines for you a certain time frame. OK, so you’re going to cheat a little bit (chronologically) because of the necessity of the work. Well, why not? If it looks good, it looks good.”

Sirmans hopes the path to the reconfigured galleries will prime visitors for unlikely juxtapositions. Passing first the antiquities galleries and then spaces devoted to indigenous art, they’ll arrive at an entryway devoted to contrasts in materials — a huge 1968 Robert Morris sculpture made of two pieces of cut felt in dialogue with Martin Puryear’s Deadeye (2002), a vessel-shaped, smooth pine sculpture that’s one of several major loans on view.

Then they’ll enter a room hung in consultation with contemporary artist Robert Gober — a far cry from the Picassos and Matisses that kicked off the last installation. The Gober room acts as a kind of mini-sequel to his 2005 Menil exhibition, The Meat Wagon , in which he mixed his works with objects from the collection, from a wax bust of Abraham Lincoln to a dress designed by Charles James to Michelangelo Pistoletto’s 1965 mirror painting Vietnam . Those pieces are all here, along with a painting by Surrealist René Magritte — a touchstone for Gober — as well as trompel’oeil tattered-book re-creations by San Francisco artist Steve Wolfe, the subject of a Menil show planned for April.

Gober’s own illusionistic works include a barred prison window, set into a gallery wall, offering a tantalizing but fake view of a sky; and a block of Swiss cheese — beeswax, actually — sprouting human hair.

From there, visitors will head into more familiar territory — a Pop gallery anchored by Andy Warhol’s Lavender Disaster (1963) and Ten-Foot Flowers (1967-1968), along with several of his smaller paintings. They’re joined by two works that haven’t been out in a good while: George Segal’s plaster sculpture Seated Woman (1967), who sits in a real wood chair, and Jim Dine’s 1962 assemblage 3 Panel Study for Child’s Room . Surprisingly, another Magritte — The Curvature of the Universe (1950), a blue sky with clouds painted directly onto a wine bottle — is part of the mix, perhaps a nod to his influence on Pop and later generations.

Rauschenberg, who had his own room in the previous installation, now shares a gallery with his one-time lover Jasper Johns, whose works bunked with Warhol’s in the old setup. All three artists benefit from the new arrangement.

The Johns/Rauschenberg room thrives on the insertion of two major loans — Johns’ seminal 1963 Periscope (Hart Crane) , which the artist has lent, along with one of his plaster light-bulb sculptures; and Rauschenberg’s Third Time Painting (1961). The Rauschenberg work crucially fills a gap in the Menil’s holdings, which have lacked one of his “combines” — assemblages of paint and everyday objects. It did wonders for the Rauschenberg room in its final months, and it looks even better in the east wing of the building.

This midpoint completes what I think of as the left-brained half of Sirmans’ installation, with its emphasis on the conceptual, figurative and real-world-based side of art. Next up is the right-brained half, which is spiritual and ethereal all the way.

“We’ve got to have some comfortable benches in here,” Sirmans says about the next room, which is filled with Mark Rothko paintings.

Indeed. You may have seen most of these Rothkos individually, from Astral Image (1946), a high point of his biomorphic Surrealist-influenced phase, to the 1949 “multiform” No. 21 (Untitled) , in which shapes and bands of yellows, reds and oranges hover and gently jockey for position, and four superb examples of his mature style featuring floating, pulsing rectangles of color. But your life will be a little more complete once you’ve seen them all together in this room, and you’ll want to sit down for a while to take it all in. This is Rothko before he began turning to the blacks, plums and maroons of the paintings in the nearby Rothko Chapel because he felt people were too distracted by the color to see the “tragedy, ecstasy, doom” in his work.

Next, Barnett Newman’s paintings and sculpture are sited in a middle gallery, which suits them better than the pivotal corner space they occupied in the previous installation. With the exception of a small, sketchy canvas painted in 1946, the year before Newman’s breakthrough to color-field abstraction, the Menil’s Newmans are all vertical and use mostly somber colors. In contrast to his better-known vast horizontal expanses of blazing color, these Newmans call for a comparatively intimate space that you happen into, not one that announces itself with sight lines seen from the vantage point of other galleries as the Rothko room does.

Sight lines matter. What is perhaps the Menil’s quintessential pre-Chapel Rothko — an untitled 1957 canvas featuring a brushy band of violet over simmering fields of reds — looks across the Newman gallery to Marden’s The Seasons , which makes a perfect counterpoint even if you aren’t steeped enough in Menil lore to know that Rice University’s Institute of the Arts mounted an important 1975 exhibit of Rothko, Marden, and David Novros’ work under the directorship of Dominique de Menil.

Novros is also represented here with 6:30 , a recently restored configuration of six L-shaped panels painted white and sprayed with an iridescent coating that reveals a color shift from green to pink in the gallery’s natural light. It’s joined by beautiful examples of Robert Ryman and Robert Mangold’s work, completing the room’s reductive harmony.

Initially, Sirmans and Menil exhibition designer Brooke Stroud planned to model the reinstallation after the original 1987 configuration, in which a single room was broken into four rooms to accommodate intimate hangings of smaller — particularly early modernist — works.

“But then, in the end, you can get more (pieces) out, but are you really using the building in some sort of unique way instead of creating a series of spaces that are, I think, more akin to another space (like the Surrealism galleries)?” Sirmans asks. “We figured out that you can … have that intimacy in Surrealism, and if you’re going to use one of these large spaces, then use it.”

douglas.britt@chron.com